I Dreamt My Ex Was in My Deep Freeze

I had a dream a few nights ago about Jim S, a guy that I went to high school with.  They had recently moved to my home town, but everyone knew that his dad had just gotten out of prison for theft of some kind, so everyone labeled him-he was an outcast and started to get in trouble himself. I was a smart girl, thinking about studies and sports, college, but I was always nice to him.  He was actually kinda cute, muscular body, pecs, abs…..I secretly liked the naughty ones, but never hung out with them….never mind about that.

F*ck-Me Hard Boots

Beyonce` and I are pretty tight. You may or may not know this, but it’s true. Chris V. was a friend of mine back in my Beyonce` VIP clubbing days. We were both in sales at the same company. She was likeable, direct, and to the point. Always. She was kind of a tomboy too. But she was very pretty, even without makeup. Chris was about 5’6” with dishwater blonde hair. Her signature style was to wear knee high leather boots - even on sales appointments. 

I met Beyonce` WAY Before The Superbowl XLVII Blackout

Everyone knows that Beyonce` rocked the half time show, since the Packers weren’t in it, that’s all I tuned in for. I was surprised that Destiny’s Child re-grouped which is why I’m doing this post. (P.S. with all the power used, the joke is that she caused the power outage, whateves, good for her).

Youngest Female Billionaire in America-Lynsi Torres-she ROCKS!

Bloomberg tracks “secret billionaires”, and Lynsi Torres, who just turned 30 last year, is the new heiress to the In-N-Out burger chain. She will have full control when she turns 35, the company has no other owners, and the stores seem to sort of run themselves. She may be in the running to be the youngest female billionaire in the world.  

Why You Need Empowermints

I had a meeting today with my manager and VP to go over my sales stats, and to go over my business plan for next year.  I laid out my plan.  Rather than reflect on the deficiencies that I’ve already addressed a hundred times, lack of leadership and programs promised that have not been implemented yet, I decided to take a couple Empowermints and blow smoke up their ass like they have been for the last year. The meeting went great.  I’m moving to another firm next month, but those mints sure made that conversation easier.  They totally bought it.  I recommend getting some for yourself, makes a meeting go a lot smoother.